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my new store Herb P's Gently Used Sex Toy Emporium is not going over as well as I had hoped. Maybe I should drop Emporium from the name.
was just attacked by a snake in my yard, and by attacked I mean he startled me and slithered away.
Mistakes that changed history, While waiting to baord the Ark, the Unicorns remembered they left their passports on the dresser at home.
Hello DAMN, SON OF A BITCH, MOTHER FRACKER, SHIT ASS FACE good morning everyone. I think I may be suffering from Tweeterrets Syndrome
Ladies, men don't like it when you lead them on. So when on a date remember these rules, don't breath or make any sudden movements.
Trying 2 decide weather to join the cult of the Care Bears or the cult of Rainbow Bright. Its a tough decision, The cult of HeMan was 2 gay.
God made me gay so I wouldn't have kids so I wouldn't have to sit and watch 18 hours of YoGabbagaba a day... Thank You God! I owe you one!
I love spurts of creativity, I just wish they came at 3 in the afternoon not 3 in the morning. Not a complaint... just an observation.
Someday I will make a kickass ghost!
Feeling like a twitter wallflower, sitting in the corner with nothing to say while everyone else is mingling.
The cute clerk from the store I freqent asked me my name today. I got to shake his hand too, I hope he dosn't mind me hiding under his bed.
just messed up a painting and am now binge eating oatmeal cookies to keep from crying.
I find that the older I get, I just don't need as many FagHags as I once did. Think I will put the surplus up for sale on Craigslist.
I think I can, I think I can, I.. Oh fuck it! - The Little Train who grew up and realized somedays its not worth leaving the station.
I go to buy dice at the Gamer store when I walk in I hear somone remark "Nerd Alert" Really? Say that infront of a mirror next time ya Gnome
Was invited to a Tea Party, so I show up wearing a fancy hat with all the frills Sadly to my surprise it was a different kind of Tea Party
Personally I find Cornfields more creepy than cemeteries.
My Transformers 3 review, It's like going to a friends house and watching them play a video game for 2 hours and not sharing the controller
The wind has picked up and my house is now being attacked by Walnuts from the tree in the front yard. Sound like baseballs hitting the roof.
While in the woods I stumbled on a surprising sight, Bigfoot eating a grilled cheese sandwich Still wondering where did he get that Sandwich
If one word could define me.. Artist I love it all I dabble in it all. I like Green alot, more than just a color, its a way of life. Dream big, bigger, biggest!