Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I mean... if EVERYONE else jumped off a bridge? Even Jennifer Lawrence?
Here's a short story that's mostly just about how much I hate the Eagles: http://www.flipcollective.com/2015/01/28/the-big-one-by-liana-maeby/ …
"Pray Love Eat" is my new book about two mating mantises.
Sometimes I feel horribly guilty about my own privilege in the face of a cruel and impoverished world, but then I'm all, "Retail therapy!"
Okay, first priority is obviously changing the name of the Washington Redskins. But then, we get right to work on Pink Taco.
What does "respect" mean to me? Not someone getting all condescending by constantly spelling the word, for one.
Thinking about hitting one of those mall counters where a woman analyzes your coloring and tells you which Instagram filter you look best in
"Oh... so we've already started?" - Me to Life
Twitter: Also known as Google, if you're a celebrity.
"If it's after 9 pm and the weekend, every member of our audience is on MDMA." - LA radio stations
Ugh, the garbage disposal in my sink just put out another free jazz record.
I'm glad I'm not Catholic, otherwise I'd have to confess weekly that I've been using a cosmetic product in the color "Orgasm."
I have a feeling that the Fashion Police segment following this State of the Union is going to be brutal.
Anyone know where I can download the John Boehner Trying to Seem Displeased emoji pack?
You ever feel like you have a huge rock stuck in your shoe, but when you stop to shake it out, you realize it's just a shitty metaphor?
Missed Connection, Sun 4 Moon: http://www.flipcollective.com/2015/01/20/missed-connection-sun-4-moon-by-liana-maeby/ …
Still waiting on what promises to be my most-used iPhone app, "Is This Cancer?"
At this point, the only person I'd be able to call if I got arrested is Jenny.
So, who's your favorite famous anthropomorphized volleyball? Mine's probably Wilson.
God Is My Plus-One.