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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    I took some melatonin and my warm, soft puppy's sleeping on my chest. I think I finally understand emoji.

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    As a former drinker, I feel disingenuous ordering Shirley Temples at bars, which is why I call them Tatum O'Neals.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    "And we'll never beat Royals..." - the Oakland A's. NAILED IT, MAEBY

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    You guys think the White House intruder got in because the President left a key under the mat for Olivia Pope?

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    My favorite game to play in Los Angeles is called, 'Bluetooth, Actor or Schizophrenic?"

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    My favorite Greek myth is the one where Narcissus can't stop gazing at his own @-replies.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    I saw the best minds of my generation call themselves that after a few drinks.

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    My attitude towards sex is that I'm saving myself from marriage.

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    On my way to a friend's play reading. Did you hear that St. Peter, I am on my way to a FRIEND'S PLAY READING.

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    My favorite first date question is, "So, are a sociopath or a narcissist?"

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Anyone figure out a good answer to, "What do you like to do for fun?" yet?

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    My favorite country song is totally that, "Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate" one.

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    I'd say that the one shared feature of all the TV shows I love is a lot of very sad fucking.

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    If I ran a dating site, it would definitely include a, "List any reasons why you're legally not allowed to give blood" section.

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    On the plus side, though, murder is meat.

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    I don't want to seem braggy, but growing up in big cities means that I can pretty much always tell when that piss smell was left by a human.

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Being Jewish on one side and Polish on the other, I'm pretty sure I have relatives named both Smeagol and Gollum.

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    The John Crawford Wal-Mart shooting is a terrible tragedy, but also a parable about every single thing that's wrong with this country.

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Going out to get my hair did and my casual racism accomplished!

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    My only relationship regrets involve cool t-shirts I wish I'd stolen.

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