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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    The logical extreme? If street harassment is flattery then rape is the highest form of compliment.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    ShondaLand seemed fun at first, but all the rides last forever and everyone fucking dies.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    "Ooh, a ghost! That's a spooky costume. And what have we here? A witch? With a skeleton? And you're Intimacy? Ahhhh!"

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    The adult version of spin-the-bottle is last-person-you-think-about-before-you-come.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    "Really, Liana, a 6-pack of Diet Coke? Even Heidegger brought beer to the party."

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Gotta say, the most convincing piece of evidence working against Adnan is that mustache.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Roses are red, violets are... um, violet.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    It may seem cool now, kids, but you reach a point where cocaine feels like being stuck in traffic while your 12th favorite AC/DC song plays.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    But we really do need a word for what we all think "ironic" means.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Watching him, I understand my dog's domesticated & couldn't survive in the wild, bc who'd wipe the crusty bits from the corners of his eyes?

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    That thing where you might kinda like a boy, so you change yr name, burn yr stuff, & move to a desert town where no one's gonna ask yr story

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    I would follow you to the ends of the earth. Great outlet shopping there.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Scientifically speaking, it is pretty remarkable that all caterpillars grow up to be gay.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Never read a comic book, but I have used one as a torch to light a cigarette from my motorcycle.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Gotta wonder how many couples have broken up this month because they have conflicting opinions about whether Adnan's guilty.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Any toddlers want to come over and help me match Tupperware containers to their lids? I'm stumped.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    "What are you doing later? Because in my opinion, you deserve a quiet night alone with Netflix and some Indian takeout."

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      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    "Honey, why aren't you smiling and is it because you're concerned about continuing tensions in Syria?"

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    "Ooh, girl, I am impressed by your judicious use of semicolons!"

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    I mean, hard to consider it harassment per se when strange men yell out, "You seem well-adjusted w/a a pretty good head on your shoulders!"

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