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Mom, are there girl werewolves?
Doggie style means you get a treat afterwards, right?
I'm little enough that every close friendship I have with a tall person feels like a bit.
I'd say the dominant personality type of Los Angeles lunch goers is "extroverted solipsist."
Are we at the level of using gluten to poison our enemies yet?
What has the timeframe of Game of Thrones been? Like three days?
10 Celebrities Who Defy Ready-Made Lists
My big mistake was getting my MRS in philosophy when I should have gotten my MRS in economics.
Working on my coffee table book of men in airports avoiding eye contact while getting their shoes shined.
It doesn't even count as a real hug unless there's a little bit of tongue.
Has winter come yet? Is it still in the process of coming? Or is this more of a gray area than I'm allowing for?
The Donner Party was Bring Your Own Body.
I'd play the woman card, but Disney keeps refusing to include Rey in their merchandise.
Not to fuck absolutely everyone's lives up, but shouldn't it be "Starbuck's"?
Wine tastings: for when you hate alcohol but FUCKING LOVE spitting into buckets.
Listening to Hotel California in an Uberx stuck in Holland Tunnel traffic, feeling like God needs to hire a new music supervisor.
Do you have to be gay to identify as a power lesbian?
Author of SOUTH ON HIGHLAND (2015) and EARL CAN HURL (YOU CAN HURL TOO) (1993)
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