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The logical extreme? If street harassment is flattery then rape is the highest form of compliment.
ShondaLand seemed fun at first, but all the rides last forever and everyone fucking dies.
"Ooh, a ghost! That's a spooky costume. And what have we here? A witch? With a skeleton? And you're Intimacy? Ahhhh!"
The adult version of spin-the-bottle is last-person-you-think-about-before-you-come.
"Really, Liana, a 6-pack of Diet Coke? Even Heidegger brought beer to the party."
Gotta say, the most convincing piece of evidence working against Adnan is that mustache.
Roses are red, violets are... um, violet.
It may seem cool now, kids, but you reach a point where cocaine feels like being stuck in traffic while your 12th favorite AC/DC song plays.
But we really do need a word for what we all think "ironic" means.
Watching him, I understand my dog's domesticated & couldn't survive in the wild, bc who'd wipe the crusty bits from the corners of his eyes?
That thing where you might kinda like a boy, so you change yr name, burn yr stuff, & move to a desert town where no one's gonna ask yr story
I would follow you to the ends of the earth. Great outlet shopping there.
Scientifically speaking, it is pretty remarkable that all caterpillars grow up to be gay.
Never read a comic book, but I have used one as a torch to light a cigarette from my motorcycle.
Gotta wonder how many couples have broken up this month because they have conflicting opinions about whether Adnan's guilty.
Any toddlers want to come over and help me match Tupperware containers to their lids? I'm stumped.
"What are you doing later? Because in my opinion, you deserve a quiet night alone with Netflix and some Indian takeout."
"Honey, why aren't you smiling and is it because you're concerned about continuing tensions in Syria?"
"Ooh, girl, I am impressed by your judicious use of semicolons!"
I mean, hard to consider it harassment per se when strange men yell out, "You seem well-adjusted w/a a pretty good head on your shoulders!"