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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    "Mostly straight, but in certain weather scenarios it goes kind of nuts" is how I describe my hair, and, incidentally, my sexual orientation

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Made myself a BLT at 8 PM for dinner, and jeez, does my mancave smell like bacon.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    I'd never even consider wishing for more wishes, you goddamn scheming psychopaths!

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Concerned my tombstone's going to read, "Here lies the Untitled Liana Maeby Project."

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Michael died doing what he loved most. Being alive.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    I napped all day, hoping my problems would just sort themselves out. Doing God's work.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Breaking: Michael Brown to be indicted for stealing a box of cigars.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    The weather in Los Angeles is amazing right up until you need something to talk to your grandfather about.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    '30 Things You Absolutely Must Do Before You Turn 30': Turn 29; turn 28; turn 27...

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Every time a camo-print designer item sells for more than $1000, that designer should make a matching donation to veteran mental health care

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    I have two speeds for answering an email: within 30 seconds or never.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    I've never taken a logic class, so I'm not sure if, "You can't eat soup because you're a dog" qualifies as deductive or inductive reasoning.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    When you meet someone new and are a little confused, is it rude to ask,"So, what subculture are you?"

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    I don't give a fuck, let's castrate him.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Hey, can we repurpose "If You See Something, Say Something" to apply to date rape?

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    The woman handing me my to-go burrito said, "Have a nice summer," and I got really excited bc maybe that's code there's fun drugs in it.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    "I'm religious but not spiritual." - The attitude behind many of the world's problems

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    All you chumps out there doing week-long cleanses to purify your bodies. I just down one shot of Fabreze and I'm good for the year.

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  • lianamaeby
     
    Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    @liliana Internet cats, I can "aww" at! But real ones make me sneeze and grumble.

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  • lianamaeby
      Liana Maeby @lianamaeby

    Just cut the line of dialogue, "Did I do that?" bc I couldn't help but read it in an Urkel voice. The purity of my novel remains intact!

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