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Yes, it fucking hurt when I fell from Heaven.
All you poseurs are out there celebrating National Sunglasses Day, but I'm here getting ready for for National Sunglasses Night.
"You remind me of my friend, This Guy I Met One Time and Know Way Too Much About Because of Social Media."
I plan to survive the zombie apocalypse by stockpiling nerds.
Us Lyannas are finally getting our day in the sun.
My family's Game of Thrones house sigil is a camouflaged hedgehog. Our motto is "Take as Needed for Anxiety."
Women still have so, so far to go when it comes to representation on foosball tables.
What kind of degree do you need to become one of those scientists who studies the number of spiders we eat in our sleep?
Scientifically speaking, it's pretty remarkable that ALL caterpillars grow up to be gay.
It's only been a day, but I'm already at Kubler-Ross Stage 3 over the half sandwich I left in a to-go box inside the restaurant.
Any kindergarteners want to come over and help me match up Tupperware lids? I'm stumped.
I'm a girl so you're gonna have to explain in terms I understand. Do you want the circumcised screwdriver or the uncircumcised screwdriver?
It's a good thing we live in a post-racial world, because otherwise we might notice that it's only white people who call it that!
It's my birthday year!!
You shouldn't judge the wealth of a town by the price of its gas so much as by the price of its juice.
Author of SOUTH ON HIGHLAND (2015) and EARL CAN HURL (YOU CAN HURL TOO) (1993)
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