I think you know your drunk when you start singing James blunt into your vibrator

Murderer found to play videogames, Christian group calls to ban games. Next time a murderer is found to be Christian, do we ban religion?

Careful with ham sandwiches. Mama Cass knows what I'm talkin about

Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now

i dont care what you say about rupert murdoch but wendy murdoch kicks ass she stands by her man and i like that #p2 #tcot #tlot

Love will make you do crazy stuff like wear underwear and not drink

When the sky's the darkest,
You can see the stars.
And when you fall the hardest,
You find how strong you are.

my friend has a good saying " don't go after the bitches , let the bitches come after you "

@charliesheen is my life coach

gods and monsters in my pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants

gone in sixty seconds in my pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants

gentleman prefer blondes in my pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants

Muffin is just a word overweight people made up so they wouldn't feel like total fat asses while eating cake for breakfast

I have a vagina, therefore I am awesome

the lovely bones in my pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants

wiseguys in my pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants

where the wild things are in my pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants

So hot I'm eating ice cream

Have a huge day ahead of me and I need my sleep good night !

In Living Color was such a kick ass show