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I feel sad that Honey Boo-Boo makes more money than I do.
Alright twats. Time for lorazepam.
Biden-- this motherfucker asked me for money!
Need interview tips.... I've got "don't say cunt" and lose 50lbs... Anything else?
You guys, I wish we lived nearer each other. I'd totes share my lorazepam.
Are you an old, bumbling, out of touch racist? Then we want you!! Join us at the Republican National Convention! Guaranteed stage time!
Goblins do not care for Ben Affleck. #GoblinFacts
Susan Komen Foundation. Are you fucking kidding me?