Found out my dumbass cousin met her dumbass married boyfriend on Christian Mingle. Makes perfect sense.

Correct grammar and spelling turn me on.

I'm in need of the sex.

RT @starrasastar: Retweet if your Twitter picture is actually you.

@marthaplimpton I don't have insurance, so I've been going to #PPFA for years. Never had one abortion in all that time!

Ice cream and wine and spankings. This is my life, people.

I'd really like to have sex. Like now.

My whimsy is boundless.

Today he bound my wrists and ankles, attached a leash to my collar, put me in the corner, then spanked me with a hairbrush...

Really want to get laid. Somebody's about to be in the right place at the right time.

Looking forward to my date tonight. Cautiously optimistic.

Daddy gives me a gold star when I give him special kisses...2 when my sister and I give them together! #fucktoyfriday

Happy birthday to Freddie Mercury!

Honey badger don't care. It really doesn't give a shit. http://t.co/5Fmondx

Ahhhh.....Just took the bra off. I wish I could explain to men how excellent that feels.

Talking a stranger into taking me to watch girls dance naked. Yay!

Photo: http://tumblr.com/xt93cy2zji

RT @pimpbillclinton: Ladies, the guys like some enthusiasm when you give a BJ. Think Cookie Monster. Get all googly-eyed and shit.

Had a very sexy dream while I napped today. Closest I've come to sex in a while.

So, I'm two people. The one my mama loves, and the one who's planning the three way for this weekend.