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People that live in glass houses...SHOW US YOUR TITS!
*hi-fives a bro*
There's cookie crumbs leading to my pussy
Anal sex is just so fascinating to me.
"I know it can crush ice, but can it liquefy bone?" - me, to the blender salesperson.
Let's go to Jack Rabbit Slim's, share a knowing silence filled with sexual tension and palpable affection, and shut the place down.
A cuddle so good that I'd be happy to take the wet spot after.
All I'm saying is, that would have been a perfect time to stick your finger in my ass...
Hi everyone! Sorry about the 4 straight days of Russian spam! I hope the 16 of you can forgive me someday. Love, Marisa.
I don't like the term lesbian. I prefer, "fucks girls better than you do'"
That sucks average sized white dick.
Because my mom doesn't like the other way I say it.
My life is a weird one.
My signature move is winking my asshole at him while we're fucking, giving him the green light.
And then God said, "Let there be Netflix." and he saw that Archer was on there and damn that show is good.
Twenty years later, Check Your Head holds up better than Ill Communication.