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Brett Lawrie swings as though he's a blind man with someone standing behind him yelling "SWING!"
Weiner: Sent dick pics to other women while married
Trump: Had actual affair while married.
Not sure who wins morality competition.
Catholic pedophiles are better than Atheist pedophiles, because at least they spread the word of God.
Where is the save point for this conversation?
If one more fucking person replies all to this company email, I’m going to break some shit.
I refer to booty calls as "adult sleepovers”.
Perks of dating me:
1. Can discuss the Kennedy Assassination in depth
2. Will trade sexual favors for laundry duty
I thought about flirting with you once, turned out that I just needed to poop.
I always want my coffee with a morning fuck..
Not that I get it, but I always want it..
Ever cum so hard the butt plug shoots out of your ass, through a window, and hits a fat Mexican kid riding a bike in the motel parking lot?
The Derp factor among Trump supporters is thought the roof.
To people who get caught stalking:
I'll be very disappointed if there isn't a Japanese war movie titled 'The Bridge Over The River Kawaii'.
A wise man admits he knows nothing. That makes me a genius.
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