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I'm white but not super excited about going to Sunday brunch white.
Might jerk off
Jesus was pretty rad and all, but I'm friends with a Republican, so I think I know a little bit more about suffering.
If you can pop the cap on a longneck with your vajayjay!
I just might be the RL man for you!
My dance style ranges from white-dad-at-a-barbecue to stripper-whose-rent-is-due-tomorrow.
Stand behind your woman,show her that you care and enjoy the view
Every time I cum you can hear a mariachi band playing in the background
"belated Happy Birthday"
has only a 1/365 chance
of being inaccurate.
It's not rape if you eat the ass.~Corinthians 23:4
Is that a picture of your penis or did you shave a dwarf hamster while drunk again?
Asking "WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A FUCKING CUNT???" is not the optimal way to find out what's troubling her..
Thank god that second lion is ok. For a while there I thought we'd have to send in Tom Hanks to pull out any remaining brothers.
A wise man admits he knows nothing. That makes me a genius.
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