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The only sex tape I have is Duct.
what happens when everyone is finally following everyone? black hole? time freezes? hipsters die? we're all fired? hold me
A good woman is one who will help you finish when she catches you masturbating.
Twitter: The internet's Trailer Park.
I may be "emotionally unavailable" but physically....
Fucking. Good. To. Go.
Every woman has a little freak in her.
Just takes the right man to bring it out.
Intelligence is an aphrodisiac.
"I fucked the shit out of her"
Let's think about this statement for a moment.
Is this really anyone's goal?
I dated a swallower. I married a ‘get that thing out of my face’.
Spank her? Yup
Pull her hair? Of course
Bruise her? Sometimes
Choke her? When appropriate
Hit her? NEVER acceptable!
I can fix just about anything and have more tools than Home Depot. Yet I always say quietly in my head "righty tighty, lefty loosy".
Slut: Fucks everyone
Bitch: Fucks everyone but me
Sometimes, words will undo buttons and unzip zippers faster than fingers can.
Confidence is MUCH sexier than lingerie.
If you masturbate on an airplane...is that a High Jacking?
Dude, chill out. Your wife is hot, I'm gonna look.
Not like I asked her to blow me.
"If you don't have anything nice to don't say anything"
*Twitter pretty much blew that old saying out of the water.
Today I take off a uniform I've worn proudly for 22 years for the last time. Sooo...how does one be a civilian anyway, I've forgotten.
Here Mom, meet my friends.
Those are the whores over there, the stoners over there, those are the sluts, the pervs behind them...
Do my a favor followers. If you see a cop, fireman or Soldier this weekend, just say thanks, that's all they ask. I know, I'm a Soldier. TY
Non PC drunk tickilish sexual deviant (spanker), omnivore and Vet. I'm more of a nipple guy than a boob guy, although they kinda go together.