#twerkrules always learn from a black girl first. White girls can't teach you nothin.

“@joshrowell: We spend our whole lives waiting for tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/4T4eNUSVw9”

Calm down, if the Mayans were so good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.

@gentleman_sc she probably misses you too

“@xoxo_lampman: “@senor_adidas: When a girl gives up on you. pic.twitter.com/CnJ9nIkKvl””

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

I just want to cuddle and feel okay.

400% done pic.twitter.com/fRxrtkzrfT

Like what if we made a list based on the size of y'all's dicks!? I'm sure you wouldn't like that.

That one girl that takes really pretty pictures but in person she isn't all that cute.

If you're mine, you're mine. Just me and you. No side line chicks and no back up girls. If you call me yours, I'm yours until you change it.

So I'm thinking, cowboy boots under my prom dress?

Everyone's watching Norbit, I'm watching Rugrats in Paris.

this is a perfect senior prank idea. every cup is filled with water. pic.twitter.com/irUNocuA

I'm getting this tattoo when I turn 18. pic.twitter.com/bmRewrBJ

@delo1013 :) pic.twitter.com/WKo3lPZx

@ptraway @mittrmoney lol actually, he thinks abortion is appropriate on cases like that.

HAHAHAHAHA YES. pic.twitter.com/ZHSXFbWn

everything @cloydrivers says makes me laugh.