Cigarettes are legal and give you cancer. Marijuana is illegal and given to cancer patients. #merica

Lebron James “@niggerquagmire: On a scale of 1 - Rihanna how big is your forehead?”

Big butts and yoga pants. 👍

#LetsMakeItAwkward @thatsmartalec and Curry College.

Just turned on the radio in my house for the first time in like 7 years to hear @chriswebby on 93.7. #bowser #203

RIP Mrs. Hoffman. #notredame #brotherhood 💚💛

Passed Patho motherfucker.

If Ray Allen is allowed to go to Miami I am never watching basketball again.

69 #DaysTilCurry

Who doesn't give a shit about the Oscars? #thisguy

@asap203 has been looking for his jacket for two days, it was in his closet.

20 little angels with their whole lives ahead of them for no reason. #PrayForNewtown #RestInPeace

There are 18 families who won't have a shining young face to cherish this holiday season for absolutely no reason due to two sick fucks.

@93hotrod @kingmick9 @asap203 but we got bad bitches in the front row! @love_jackiie @jordanjdrose pic.twitter.com/bYw1AAWE

I miss college.

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there, looking in your window masturbating to your wife changing.

There needs to be a middle finger emoji.

Country music makes me wish I was deaf.

Double OT.

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