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No matter how big a hammer you use, you can't pound common sense into stupid people.
As an adult I consider running away from home more then I ever did as a kid.
After a nice blood bath I prefer to rinse off in the tears of weak individuals who can't control their emotions.
If the power of prayer works when youre sick why the fuck do we pay for insurance? Your god is worthless. Thats why.
Dear guy on your knees outside the abortion clinic, if you teach the ladies coming out the same position mouth open they may be saved
I have read the rules and decided they are stupid so I will be making my own from now on.
Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave
If guys had uteruses they would be called duderuses. This cartoon is hilarious.
I want a gun for valentines day. So next time he makes me angry I can put the gift to use.
Don't try to mold me to fit society. I refuse to be polished up to shine. My scars and flaws separate me from others. Don't like it fuck off
Im finding out the less I give a fuck the happier I seem. Faking smiles get easier with time
Next time a telemarketer calls hand the phone to your child and tell them its santa clause
Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living.
Hit my limit for tolerating peoples stupidity today. Now only thing to do is avoid human contact til morning or people may die.
Everything explodes if put in the microwave long enough. Even babies :-/
Food processors can cut through bone. Right? If not I wasted money.
If you fuck up and lose the best person to ever walk into your life don't be mad when someone else walks up and makes that person happy.
If my ex was half the man he claims to be I wouldn't be out buying him pink panties as a thank you for breaking up with me.
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