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I hate golf.
Apart from playing PGA on the playstation with my mates as a youth, getting wankered and seeing who could get it in the carpark
shot Jill Dando
I've already been through half a box of kleenex this morning... and not in a good way.
the lift at work is broken and will not be fixed until Wednesday. Fuck it, I'm investing in a parachute.
any more boy bands split up today?
I'm planning on my very tasteful Rob Zombie shirt next Friday...
Tonight I feel just like John Wayne. I could kill an Indian.
put soup in microwave. take soup out of microwave. Spill boiling napalm on hand. Shout 'FUCKFUCKINGCUNT!" at top of voice in quiet staffroom