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I hate golf.
Apart from playing PGA on the playstation with my mates as a youth, getting wankered and seeing who could get it in the carpark
shot Jill Dando
Today I'm being a bus wanker.
Woman sitting next to me had a right shock when she sat down in the wet patch.
I've already been through half a box of kleenex this morning... and not in a good way.
the lift at work is broken and will not be fixed until Wednesday. Fuck it, I'm investing in a parachute.
any more boy bands split up today?
I'm planning on my very tasteful Rob Zombie shirt next Friday...
Tonight I feel just like John Wayne. I could kill an Indian.
I'm giving a training session to around 40 colleagues about facebook. Good job it's not about twitter (where I call half of them cunts) :)
I used to be younger. Be warned I swear a lot and talk filth to the wife.