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@nauseatingly Sounds like a typical man...plus the biscuits and gravy making skills.
I'd never get married again unless the guy knows how to make biscuits and gravy.
You are the nutsack of my life
That's why I'll always be around,
#replacesonglyricswithnutsack
Brass Nutsack - that funky Nutsack
Brass Nutsack - junkie
That funky Nutsack
#replacesonglyricswithnutsack
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my nutsack face
#replacesonglyricswithnutsack
Sweet dreams are made of nutsack
Who am I to disagree
#replacesonglyricswithnutsack
As much food is dropped on my car floor, I'm surprised I don't have roaches in there.
It really should be considered a public safety concern when a woman with PMS is around other people.
I have an inner voice and it sounds like Karl from Sling Blade. Mmm-hmm.
I think there should be a law where all crazy people have to wear googly eye glasses in public.
I'm pretty sure the line to get into Hell is pretty long and The Girl From Ipanema is playing over and over again in the lobby.
I like to scare my manager by asking him things like "why don't I earn as much as the guys on my team?".
I'm really thankful for you people that grew lots of followers but chose not to "unload" a bunch of people. Thanks for not being assholes.
A car in front of me threw trash out their car window so I ran them off the road because I am environmentally conscious.
Our company keeps doing these Executive Spotlights on the Diversity & Inclusion web site. They're all white men.
Tasty, like Fruit Loops with beer
