“@sincerelytumblr: Perks of being a girl:
I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners.” Hahahahaha yeah

“@glitter_cocaine: This is weird. pic.twitter.com/4YzW2WlJdv” holy shit this is fucking weird. Hahahah

I was gonna participate in no shave November but my vag already looks like the lagoon from spongebob #soooohairyyyyy

“@allknowa: We all know a psycho bitch named Taylor” HAHAHAHAHAHAH 👍

“@drakee_ymcmb: Things I'm good at: Pushing people away, sleeping, screwing things up, forgetting to text back, eating.” #mylife

#ThingsToDoStoned SING, because somehow you magically know every word to every freaking song. @stillblazingtho

“@mrjumpmann23: Sorry, i didn't get your text.....

LOL JUST KIDDING, i ignored that shit.” LOL ME

If you think bout being in panties and a bra it's exactly like being in a bathing suit. LOL right Kelsey

“@andrewlx: are u a social networking app that let's u share short videos with your followers?

cause damn girl you vine” lol!

HAHAHHAAHAH is this true?!

The Ugly Girl - @spokenreasons @kevinedwardsjr  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDbYT8l4mKU&sns=tw … via @youtube

You're saying you're gonna send us to a sex slavery ring? Sir if I have to suck a dick I will it's just I prefer not to..

I feel like I'd be too laid back of a girlfriend and I'd get cheated on. LOL

“@teensinlove: When did I stop being good enough for you?”

Girls compliments mean more to a girl because girls are judgmental bitches, and if she tells you you're pretty, you're doing it right. 👌

“@allknowa: We all know a dime named Kelsey” @kdicksonnn #slut

“@allknowa: We all know a sex addict named Kelsey” @kdicksonnn #slut

#IfWeAreDating don't expect me to see you everyday or text you every second of the day.

The giver is such an odd book. :0 I hope out world never ends up like that..

All I can say is I was enchanted to meet you. This night, this spark, don't you let it go. I'll spend forever wondering if you knew. <33

Gahhhdammnn I. Just. Want. To. Be. BLONDE. 👊👊👊