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Birthday wishes to my daughter and brother, though they're not on Twitter, nor do any of you know them....or me, really. Shit. Anyway.
I got ketchup in my eye today. That was about the highlight.
So crazy how I keep waking up everyday.
If I'm dreaming, this dream sucks.
Rock-a-bye baby, shut the fuck up.
Liquid fiber just seems weird to me.
I'm drinking a vodka smoothie cause I'm healthy and shit.
I'm friends with a married couple. They are both cheating on each other. It's so cute.
Anybody got a lighter?
Watching City Slickers...one of my all-time faves....... "Helloooooooo?"
Happy Father's Day, gentlemen. I hope they're really your kids.
My BAC is higher than my GPA ever was.
I can't feel my toes. Shit is coming together nicely.
Saturday. Getting fucked up is the plan.
Dracula and I are playing charades. He's really good.
I need a drink right now. I'm going to have one. My boss better not say shit.
Have a good day, y'all. I'm gonna go jump off a bridge or something fun like that.
Friiiiday. Hell to the fuck yes.
YAYS: Good music, FUNNY folks, intelligent bullshit-- NAYS: racists, idiots, pedophiles, mayo. Girly tomboy...sometimes witty, inappropriate, crass, drunk.