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My people use every part of an orangutan. I KID.
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Oh hi, I was just learning a new euphemism that I really like. Now what the gently caress do you want?
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I'm not going to watch 2012 so go ahead, spoil it for me. Which countries died?
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Unfollowing people Facebook is suggesting I write on their walls to reconnect with.
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Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% coffee.
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This isn't zombie makeup, it's me in the office getting through Friday afternoon.
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Yesterday's karaoke selections: Don't Stop Believing and I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore. I hit the high notes too. Am I a Gleek or what?
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"Wikipedia makes us all geniuses in five minutes. Our intelligence lasts just as long."
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A fortuneteller tweeted me to trade one love for another. Guess I'll have to get off the computer and find something to eat.
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If Adam and Eve were from Borneo we'd all be in paradise because they would've eaten the damn snake instead.
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There better be a pond on the moon by the time I wake up tomorrow, NASA.
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This meme is shi-Tea™.
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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who are good with words, and those who are, um, the... thingy.
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I have a *cough* sore throat but why *cough* don't I sound the way Batman *cough* OH PLEASE LET ME FINISH MY SE*COUGH* *COUGH*
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Wedding to attend this Saturday. Sigh, is there no escape from wearing pants?
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I'm starting to look like Monday.
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Clarke's Fourth Law: For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.
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Captain Planet: Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Save A Monkey And Starve Its Natural Predator Why Don't You Ma-Ti.
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I'ma let you finish tracking stars Favstar, but Favrd had one of the best algorithms of all time. Of all time! #thankyoutextism
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Yeah I'm milking my sore throat dry for jokes.
OMG, a pun.
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