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I always look high when I'm Chinese
I'm gonna make sure this summer is sick
special k tastes like its given up on life
I wish clubs were open in the day. I feel like dancing and getting drunk this morning
long story short, fuck you
I need plans
"Oh hi I love tea, I love the smiths, I collect old cameras, LOL the inbetweeners. omg. Tumblr!!!!1, omg topshop". Congrats, you fuck
Having to wee annoys me so much. It's the 21st century for fucks sake.
life advice: humans should stay the fuck away from sharks
Oh Mr. Fridge, i love emptying you with my mouth, you slut
relief when you find the bastard bit of fluff thats been annoying the fuck out of your eye
I got 99 tampons but a bitch ate one
my nan just said "your a naughty pussy you are" to my cat.