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STILL LIGHT AT 6:00 PM!!! I feel this must be noted in all-caps.
retweet if your drunk!
Whenever I drop a mint down the side of my car seat I become Daniel Day Lewis in Last Of The Mohicans - STAY ALIVE!!! I WILL FIND YOU!!!!!
I don't really see the point of religion. But then I don't get the point of salad forks either.
Its Douchetard Day: If you know a Douchetard that has made you want to donkey punch them every time you hear their voice please do it today
Where the fuck is my bonus for showing up?
John Edwards is engaged three weeks after burying his wife? I hope the happy couple registers at Bed, Bath, and Bastards.
Note to self: If you're gonna get pissed-drunk, make sure you're not out of coffee for the morning. errrg
I look at this way: either you're Monday's bitch or Monday's your bitch. And I'm not gonna let some day of the week punk me. Not happening.
I pretend to not notice a lot of things.
If it's ever World War II again, I want to be the guy with the flamethrower.
The sanity of a person that listens to the same 40 Christmas songs everyday simply has to be questioned.
In case anyone was wondering. December 8th, 1941 The United States of America declared war on Japan for the attack on Pearl Harbor.
"Nuts" - Brig. General Anthony C. McAuliffe
A couple put their unborn child up for an abortion vote on Birthornot.com. My question is... is it too late to have the parents aborted?
I may be home on a Friday night, but I don't have kids, so it's not like I HAVE to be. It's just warmer here & the booze is paid for.
I DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK TOMORROW.
A chick with big hair, a blog and a million things I'd like to say.