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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. #megaupload
If JR Bourne has scenes with Gabriel Mann then it will be like all is right in the world and nothing will ever hurt again. #Revenge
Just saw the final scores & there are 21 girls with lower scores than Wieber who are in that final. What a load of shit. #Olympics
Nick Nolte looks more like Kenny Rogers than Kenny Rogers does these days.
Everyone in the Hamptons is so thin because they never get to finish dinner. #Revenge
Watching Leslie watch a focus group is like being in fandom & tracking an anonmeme. #parksandrec
"Dogs can be sarcastic too. It's not just for cats." #SNL
Sometimes I can't believe "I'm Sexy & I Know It" is an actual song. But thank God it is. The world needs this right now.
DO NOT BLOW KISSES AT ME ASSHAT. That does not make you any less boring or turn you into an "artist". #plushenkomakesmebarf
License plate in front of me: GODSLAW. I genuinely thought it was God Slaw & I can't stop laughing about it.
I continue to be concerned with how Rachel Weisz isn't aging.
God, how I wish I could block all tweets related to FMM. NO OFFENSE?????
Always striving to be the best version of mediocre I can be.