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This Lego/Robotics championship would be more fun with a bar.
Ordered a backyard fence today. One step closer to a golden retriever adoption.
Left handed printing would've worked. MT @Samsamum Pencils withdrawn pic.twitter.com/aIzdbkq0wM http://www.nytimes.com/1998/12/12/nyregion/slogan-causes-pencil-recall.html … http://t.co/H6XvVW2f8j
Life is better with a dog. I'd forgotten how much I like doing things with one hand and petting a dog with the other hand.
Son & husband doing open mic tonight. Separately. At our church. I'm drinking wine. At our church. This is our #UU version of Good Friday.
At son's bball game. Husband made me wear sweater over my morning drinking tee. Some shit about being 42 yrs old, a mom, setting example.
"You can't show us a hole in the ground and not have a kid fall in the hole!"
- my husband the writer, yelling at the movie we're watching.
I love having a teenager.
Him: "Which one is the bride to be?"
Me: "The one holding the penis cup."
My Labor Day 2013 pledge: when I see/hear someone thank 'those who served' for Labor Day, I'm going to educate them. Please do the same.
I invented a new term "Chatham it up" -- meaning, to over-the-top your class project like all the other kids in your class.
I'm reviewing grant applications. Advice from me: titles in Comic Sans does not put you at the top of my list.
Scouts given time in public school day:I told my son next time he can ask scouts how they feel about gays. And if they will let in atheists.
Storm seems to have picked up again in Chatham, though not as bad.
Admit mistakes. Don't be afraid of the power of being a real person. #tmwdonorafp #AFPmeet
Fundraiser at a university, married with 1 kid. This is my personal twitter account and not the opinions of any of my employers.
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