This Lego/Robotics championship would be more fun with a bar.
Ordered a backyard fence today. One step closer to a golden retriever adoption.
Left handed printing would've worked. MT @Samsamum Pencils withdrawn pic.twitter.com/aIzdbkq0wM http://www.nytimes.com/1998/12/12/nyregion/slogan-causes-pencil-recall.html … http://t.co/H6XvVW2f8j
Life is better with a dog. I'd forgotten how much I like doing things with one hand and petting a dog with the other hand.
Son & husband doing open mic tonight. Separately. At our church. I'm drinking wine. At our church. This is our #UU version of Good Friday.
At son's bball game. Husband made me wear sweater over my morning drinking tee. Some shit about being 42 yrs old, a mom, setting example.
I can't sleep. Thinking about the inviting sandy beach at Seven Seas lagoon. No swimming signs, but I walked shoreline with my little kid.
"You can't show us a hole in the ground and not have a kid fall in the hole!"
- my husband the writer, yelling at the movie we're watching.
I love having a teenager.
Him: "Which one is the bride to be?"
Me: "The one holding the penis cup."
My Labor Day 2013 pledge: when I see/hear someone thank 'those who served' for Labor Day, I'm going to educate them. Please do the same.
I invented a new term "Chatham it up" -- meaning, to over-the-top your class project like all the other kids in your class.
I'm reviewing grant applications. Advice from me: titles in Comic Sans does not put you at the top of my list.
Scouts given time in public school day:I told my son next time he can ask scouts how they feel about gays. And if they will let in atheists.
Fundraiser at a university and contributor/editor for an online parenting website. Married with 1 teenager.
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