@luciddepths #skanks #thelotofus

If I were Nigel Wright, I'd be so pissed about giving all that money to Mike Duffy and not Rob Ford. #WrongFatGuy #ShowMeTheVideo

*cough* 4 babies *cough*! "@luciddepths: @lisemerle hahaha thank you!! I'd say you're not easy but two babies? ;)" #Peasy

"May the road rise up to meet you..." Happy 20th Anniversary to Dianne & her main dude Kevin (aka @prairielifesk & @gridroad). Xoxo

With flecks of yellow! RT! "@luciddepths: Ok song writers...a song about green/blue eyes now, thanks."

Whaddya get when you put @sammaciag & @queeniecarmen at the same table over lunch? A happy, happy me all afternoon.

L-ing my "a" off at @kiltedbroker & @craigsilliphant with @dkckom on @cjmenews this aft! #PRINCESSAUTOFOREVER

And still VERY sorry about his own genitalia. RT "@gawker: Anthony Weiner is officially running for mayor of NYC.  http://gaw.kr/VYMlJjx "

@toddintune My favorite response to "Would you like to donate to Easter Seals?" is "I only support Easter Walruses."

@sharpetorium @uberpaki I followed based on that kickass bio. I also use the c word. Let's all be a circle of bffs.

@chelsea_manz @kirstenkaemerle McPheat Park. Next to Belmont Beach. Only slightly less butt ugly.

@kirstenkaemerle No. No, Kir. You do not! Never seen a butt uglier grouping of shit shacks in my life and I grew up in Pense so I *know*.

Look what we just stumbled across (in the butt ugliest little 'resort' village ever), @kirstenkaemerle! pic.twitter.com/ATGI24VeFH

@jeffdotca but yahoo did buy Tumblr! Which: sad! :(

And Yahoo bought Tumblr. Time to start journaling on paper and sending postcards in the mail again.

@strassomatic @anne_mcmurchy I love the Kardashians! Gives me hope that one day I too will have a Ryan Seacrest produced reality show!

Attention white people: do not - repeat - do not throw fried rice at Chinese weddings.

@r5673 Oh yes, Anne! A fine knockoff! Because if you can afford a genuine LV, you can afford to touch up your roots.

Seriously though. I would feel like such a loping neanderthal if my hand didn't fit down a Pringles can.

How I know Mr. Jason & I are forever? My hand fits down a Pringles can. His doesn't. I am a necessity. Plus, 4 kids. That too.