.@bonesmccoy You're a doctor, dammit. Not a male model.

Waves madly @itsjavan pic.twitter.com/nPGVccIK2B

@itsjavan Or perhaps iTunes is not the Genius it thinks it is.

@itsjavan Just. Dang. Mr. Snappy Comeback. Whatever you're doing for a living, your talents are being wasted.

I can get behind this---> RT @thetweetofgod: Today, in honor of Presidents' Day, get nothing done.

If @itsjavan kicks my seat ONE MORE TIME I am CALLING THE STEWARD. #somepeople @jennbailey

RT @brainpicker: 500 new fairy tales discovered in Germany, locked away in an archive for 150 years http://t.co/urfhwuIp *salivate*

How dare Mother Nature send us November weather in the middle of----oh. Yeah.

.@djchyk Matt 6:12 "MYOB"

Pez. RT @sween: If I was a cyborg assassin sent from the future to kill the savior of humanity, what would I want for my birthday?

10 Real-Life Literary Power Couples http://bit.ly/fC04VO

Blog posts: My worst nightmare: http://bit.ly/bvCl8v and, When your character doesn't grow: http://bit.ly/d9V3Ff

Yahoo's buying Tumblr? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING???  http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-yahoo-tumblr-new-york-conference-20130517,0,6554503.story … APOCALYPSE NOW!!!

Photo: NetSnips—Follow Just Snippets of Webpages Only want to know if a certain part of a webpage changes?...  http://tmblr.co/ZWX0NwkflEL- 

@itsjavan fingers crossed, baby!

@itsjavan SECOND INTERVIEW? MY GOD THEY LIKE YOU. THEY REALLY LIKE YOU. there's just one holdout somewhere. YOU WILL WIN THEM OVER.

@itsjavan Remember: you're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you! #goingplaces

@itsjavan You can do this. You're on top of stuffs.

@itsjavan GEEZ MAN IS IT NOT TIME TO END THIS BENDER.

@itsjavan HOLY KRAP.