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So a few months ago I tweeted about things and it was funny and what happens to the space-time continuum if I try to retweet my own tweets?
Eating McDonald's at the airport on a Saturday night. Experiencing the kind of self-loathing usually reserved for Britney Spears.
I would like to publicly apologize to my neighbors for the Tori Amos song I am about to listen to 48 times in a row.
Is it hot or am I having feelings or what? Fucking ready for summer to be over so I can tell.
I feel like I should start being a piano player groupie, seeing as how I've pretty much been through the rest of the orchestra.
I need to eat something this week besides pastrami.
America, I love you.
Drunk bookshopping is the only way to bookshopping. Also a good way to Forever 21ing.
F'real, Nightline? "Sextra Terrestrial"? "The XXX Files"? I would have expected more from the program I am watching drunk at the laundromat.
candied bacon, Bud Light, and Dwight Yoakam. #itswhatsfordinner
Good at wanderlusting, verbifying, and organizing your closet while you're out of town. Bad at plants.