David Bowie is a time lord. It all makes sense now.

What I'm trying to say is, he's a genius, and people oughta know. http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/chris-merritt/id6768505?ign-mpt=uo%3D4

"Rape culture is a culture in which survivors of violent crime are asked to laugh about it because other people think it’s funny."

"I am so drunk right now. Like drunk, inside of drunk, inside of drunk. Like Inception."

#youknowyoufromdc when you find helicopters, cops, and snipers on the White House roof boring.

I'm really tempted to retweet the "Ground Zero McDonald's" tweet by @anildash, unfortunately it's both meta-brilliant and a bit tacky.

"Sweetheart, you don't need those. They just tell you to throw up a lot and snort cocaine." (the boyfriend, talking about diet magazines)

I'm sure I'm not the first person to ask this but...how do vampires put on makeup?

Smurfs + Dances with Wolves = Avatar

Sorry, bots.

"Planned Parenthood does more in one day to prevent the need for abortion than anti-choicers do in a lifetime." http://bit.ly/g900Im

MEN WHO EXPLAIN THINGS, by Rebecca Solnit: http://lat.ms/10eFXH

OMG. You guys. My breakfast bagel was soooooo yummy. #mostannoyingtweetsof2010

Anyone else remember how hard it was to stalk someone before facebook? You actually had to put on pants and leave your house!

American history: 400 years of dick moves.

This time lapse of Coachella 2010 is like a window into my dreams. http://www.coachella.com/

Have faith in the ability of chaos to be beautiful.

Communicate, or admit you prefer drama.

#youknowyoufromdc when you go way out of your way to dine at a hole-in-the wall with bomb food #bens #steaks #oohsandahhs

#youknowyoufromdc when you know exactly where all the free parking is.