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hobo, yes, but, I prefer "Gentleman of the Rails".

It discusts me, if you want to dance, and he wont dance, he is not worth it .

Knock knock. Who's there? The Big Mother Fucking Sad. The Big Mother Fucking Sad WHO?

I'll see your Processed American Cheese Slice, and raise you one packet of Mysterious Dayglo Orange Cheese Powder!

RAAAMMMMENNN! Why would anyone eat anything other than ramen... when they could be eating ramen?

First of all, never bad mouth synergy.

Salad is a problem that needs A Dressing.

That atavistic need to be Huckleberry.

Habitat for Humanity Portland, swingin hammers for Cthulu.

I'm so tired of these Monkey Fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

Oh, there is coffee out there?! ... Ok I guess I will get out of bed today. ... This isn't a trick is it?

Homemade? Yes, yes I opened the box myself.

Welcome to the Internet! Enjoy the cats!

Sentenced to Death By Babies.

Leporsy is an attractive quality in a man amiright? .. ladies?

So.. I just looked at my hands.. apparently the chemecal I used yesterday ATE THEM!! The skin is peeling and they feel like chalk. Fun!

I'm on top of someones roof, intentionally flooding it with a hose... not something you get to do everyday.

I absolutely love it when hondas have after market exhaust and you hear them downshift and its really loud but they don't move any faster.

Huh.. I see I am now up to SEVEN followers!! Several of them I believe to perhaps be actual people! Woot!