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I am getting blank emails sent to my phone dated 01/01/70. I choose to believe this is a sign I am going to save the future.
Just received a telemarketing call on an elevator's emergency phone.
Helped a blind old lady get on the tram. She kissed my hand twice on the way and now my whole arm smells like spices. Gypsy blessing?
Can someone please take me to Disneyland now, kthxbai.
I see signs everywhere for "krankentransport",reading it as Kraken Transport. #berlinberlinberlin
One macho-sounding guy to another: "I watched Amelie for the 2nd time last night. Dude, that is SUCH a good movie". #saturdaynighttram
60 year old lady with nose and lip rings, you win at life.