http://t.co/K2awhPof is currently the best thing on the internet.

These GHB-detecting glasses should be standard in all bars.  http://www.indiegogo.com/DrinkSavvy  #onaseriousnote

I am getting blank emails sent to my phone dated 01/01/70. I choose to believe this is a sign I am going to save the future.

Sometimes branding just throws me for a loop - http://yfrog.com/hsquilej

@doctorow spleenpunk: aesthetic design based on internal organs #poststeampunk

Just received a telemarketing call on an elevator's emergency phone.

Finished @thegrumpyowl's Technicolor Ultra Mall with my mouth hanging open for the last 50 pages, literally on the edge of my seat.

To all you daytime drunks out there today. pic.twitter.com/JAwGld0Z

Helped a blind old lady get on the tram. She kissed my hand twice on the way and now my whole arm smells like spices. Gypsy blessing?

Can someone please take me to Disneyland now, kthxbai.

Star Wars Glasses. I need these on my face. http://t.co/sHDWplTW

I see signs everywhere for "krankentransport",reading it as Kraken Transport. #berlinberlinberlin

One macho-sounding guy to another: "I watched Amelie for the 2nd time last night. Dude, that is SUCH a good movie". #saturdaynighttram

Just because you don't believe in the Easter Bunny, doesn't mean he doesn't believe in you. http://t.co/UAXAUbiB

Just spent the last 15 minutes going "This is the best comic ever! No, THIS is the best comic ever! No, wait...!" at http://t.co/iIQ0EoRt

60 year old lady with nose and lip rings, you win at life.

I'm guessing everyone has seen this Mad Men / Portal 2 mash-up, right? http://youtu.be/U9jplTRwmdo

Do not know how I was surviving without this website to keep me informed and educated - http://www.helpfulfigures.com (via @_kudra)

* @charp may have had the very last I'm going to die little bite.

So glad I signed up for #SuperMOOC. I'm not sure I would have ever read Strangers in Paradise otherwise, and I am LOVING it.