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For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
Celebrating Mother's Day by not being a mom
Too many friends djing at once in a two block radius tomorrow. Catch me just standing in the middle of street
Xanax for lunch
Remember!! If you keep your dog in your car in this kind of heat ill break your window and keep them for myself!!
Unless you're a dog I hate you
Yo this paper shredders mad wavy
Things I don't care about: the pope
A high life xanax drink special tho. For all of us with those gut feelings