@llcooljluvr's (Mortimer) most faved Tweets...
I hate people who try and make conversation in the restroom..........
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Dylerium
If you could achieve fame and status through video game skills.... I would be at Michael Jacksons level......
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Dylerium
My hero Thom Yorke has a new band with Flea? I don't think he's down for the cocksock...............
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Dylerium
I love my loud obnoxious roommate...... She's the best..
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theamygrace
if love is really a battlefield.....im a squirtgun
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theamygrace
You know the phrase "nice guys finish last" they never mentioned the hard part with hurdles hitting them in the balls on the way there.. ...
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theamygrace
Michael Jackson is on his way back from eraseyourdebt island, and used billie mays as a floating device...
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roughdiction