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I guess I'm no thesaurus, but whatever the word is for "less than not giving a fuck," I'm totally THAT about your opinion.
I wonder if I can legally change my middle name to:
"IDGAF ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS"
Men's Tinder Bio:
In town for a hookup. Looking for a model, with genius IQ, virgin who fucks like a porn star, to adore me & then go away.
Online dating is perfect for the girl who always dreamt of reading gross texts from randos trying to hookup in hopes of finding Mr. Right.
The inventor of the Internet probably is most proud that flashers can now send dick pics instead of having to go outside to scare strangers.
You can tell how small a man's penis is by how hard he compensates with emojis.
It's so adorable that men actually believe that saying, "I only date fit women" is somehow less offensive than saying, "No Fatties."
Asking a woman if she's a hooker is like asking if she's pregnant: if she's not, you've just made an arch-enemy for life.
Love yourself enough not to take any shit.
Hate yourself enough to be interesting.
Romance: Waiting until after the date to check Tinder.
Your psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
Legally no one can label you as having an addiction if you look marvelous doing it.
Next on "America's Most Delusional" you'll see people appointing a VP without being nominated, women thinking they can be president & Trump.
My boobs are perfect, I don't have to make sense.
I'm not saying I'm Mother Theresa or anything, but once I did something nice for someone and didn't post a picture of it online.
The avocado sticking it's tongue out emoji is the only evidence you'll ever need that God exists.
If you text me with the wrong emojis, we can't be friends. Sorry but I've become accustomed to a certain way of life.
And to think, before the Internet, when you didn't like someone, you just got over it and went on living your life.
Sometimes I think my life is going great and other times I'm not having sex.
How badly a guy was rejected by a girl is directly proportional to the length of the blog he writes about her.
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