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Fun game: Every time you feel like being a judgmental cunt, go have sex instead.
Sarcasm is my favorite socially acceptable way of telling people to fuck off.
If you want me to take you seriously, you are going to have to be more interesting, a lot smarter and not you.
You're not smart enough to have all those opinions.
You seem dead inside. Let's date.
Yep, still awesome.
My pussy is tight as fuck, so I don't have to put up with your bullshit.
Fuck your fake outrage.
Fuck your hypocritical judgment.
Fuck your self-serving made up rules.
Love is never having to ask for sex.
Those who are always demanding acceptance for their alternative lifestyles are hilariously always the most outraged over everything ever.
I'm here for my own amusement.
Making sure you find me funny is very low down on the list I keep forgetting to write.
Everything about your internet "outrage" demonstrates your utter uselessness to society.
If you tell me what to do, there is a 100% chance I will do the opposite.
Take all my tweets seriously so I know you're a fucking retarded jackass.
A "good" Tinder first date is where both people like each other so much they both delete Tinder.
Most of my day is spent just trying not to scream:
"YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON!"
When you meet someone and they want to hangout with you exactly the same amount you want to hangout with them.
I find you disturbing. Let's date.
It's not you, it's your squad.
Get vindictive so I know it's real.
I am not your perception of me. I control your perception of me. #TeamNope http://Instagram.com/llvvzz http://llvvzz.com periscope:llvvzz
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