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I just want to meet someone who makes me not want to be completely horrible.
I was honestly trying my hardest to like you, but then you kept breathing.
The idiot who said, "The only way you fail is never taking a chance," obviously never took a chance and failed.
I'll stop treating you like you're a piece of shit when you stop acting like a piece of shit.
My hair is too cute to be single.
A hangover is your body reminding you to keep drinking.
Remember when you were still pretending to be a normal person?
It must suck to be a loser.
If you're not addicted to art, you're doing life wrong.
Put a married guy's Twitter timeline up to your ear and you can hear the laughter of all the women he sent his dick pics.
Don't flatter yourself, I was a psychological train wreck before I met you.
Technically they're not your ex if no one can find the body.
You're a fucking insane lunatic.
I ❤️ Stalkers
The further you take it,
the more I believe in you.
If by "cool chick" you mean "badass bitch" then yeah, I'm a cool chick.
I can't take you seriously if 99.9% of the things you're doing aren't about improving your chances of getting laid.
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