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Clearly everything posted online is a personal attack and should always be interpreted in the way that makes you the maddest.
What?? I was dancing like no one was watching and now I'M suddenly the asshole??
I like you, but not talk to you on the phone like you.
You haven't killed enough of your exes to give me relationship advice.
It's so adorable how people use words like "narcissist" & "psychopath" like those are bad things.
Everyone you know is just a "hide their cell phone" away from becoming a mass murderer.
I'm tired of people asking, "Do you think the world revolves around you?" when clearly they're interrupting me from thinking about myself.
RNC Convention Highlight:
Tweet thieves suddenly outraged about plagiarism.
He died doing what he loved:
Incessantly stalking and arguing with strangers online.
Literally nothing has had less of an impact towards changing my life than that inspirational quote you posted on social media.
I guess I'm no thesaurus, but whatever the word is for "less than not giving a fuck," I'm totally THAT about your opinion.
I wonder if I can legally change my middle name to:
"IDGAF ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS"
Men's Tinder Bio:
In town for a hookup. Looking for a model, with genius IQ, virgin who fucks like a porn star, to adore me & then go away.
Online dating is perfect for the girl who always dreamt of reading gross texts from randos trying to hookup in hopes of finding Mr. Right.
The inventor of the Internet probably is most proud that flashers can now send dick pics instead of having to go outside to scare strangers.
You can tell how small a man's penis is by how hard he compensates with emojis.
It's so adorable that men actually believe that saying, "I only date fit women" is somehow less offensive than saying, "No Fatties."
Asking a woman if she's a hooker is like asking if she's pregnant: if she's not, you've just made an arch-enemy for life.
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