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I just want a guy who thinks I'm pretty, loves to have sex and occasionally buys me pancakes.
She gave herself to you. And you accepted that gift. At least be man enough to give her the respect she deserves for trusting you.
Sex so good you see dead people.
If you had to kill someone or listen all the way to the end of a podcast, who would you kill?
Sorry I fucked your dad, but in my defense, he said you don't exist.
People devalue what they tried to achieve but couldn't to rationalize why they failed.
I hope those who tear me apart feel better at least.
Can I get fries with that?
The older you get, the closer you are to becoming everything you swore you'd never be.
I gave you the option of the easy way or the hard way and you chose the the hard way. So who's fault is your suffering really?
Just be yourself unless you have an opinion different from people dying to demonize you. Then, just be like them.
I'm not saying you're a piece of shit moron, oh wait, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Fun fact: Anyone who uses the term "Classy Dame" is a "Ratchet Whore"
I only want to hear about your exercise routine if it ends in you running over to my place with some beer and a pizza.
Eating everything I kill became too fattening once I started leading a strict serial killer lifestyle.
Thanks for the "helpful" relationship advice, Internet Stranger.
You're on the fucking internet, so remind me to take your advice never.
Nothing shows your level of mental instability quite like judging people whilst your life is in shambles.
All the women you date are psychotic bitches?
Well, you picked them, so you obviously love fucking psychotic bitches, so shut the fuck up.
Sorry, can't right now. I'm busy planning our murder-suicide pact.
I'm too busy trying to do stuff to listen to your excuses why you're doing nothing.
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