Would it be easier if the Phillies and the Rangers just set up a Cliff Lee time share?

Hey GOP, when there's only 2 genders, and you're morally opposed to sleeping w/ one, waging war on the other is a terrible way to get laid.

When they catch whoever set off the bombs, I vote we make them run a marathon through Southie.

If there isn't at least one indie filmmaker using this hurricane to get "end of the world in NYC" footage, then we've all failed.

We're calling Mitt Romney "Money Boo Boo" now? That's amazingly awesome.

Dear Internet, it's the home stretch for a guy trying to make a film before he goes blind. Please help spread the word. http://t.co/b5kr5bBE

"If they're having trouble finding time to let those people thank their mothers, they could cut that Seth guy a little..." -- my Mother.

Right now our best news sources are a comedy show and a porn site (@suicidegirls). There's something uniquely American about that.

I think Nick Nolte ate Kenny Rogers

Just saw an ad for anti-aging face cream. Best I can tell, it's mostly made out of Photoshop.

It's a fellow filmmaker. He's going blind. He's trying to make a film. He needs your help. http://t.co/b5kr5bBE

If @filmcourage has EVER helped you, in any way, add some $$. Do this for them. http://t.co/b5kr5bBE #allin4jack

Bookmark this: Kickstarter campaign of [famous person] will not ruin crowdfunding. It will do zero damage to you. Calm the fuck down.

Holy shit, yes.  http://theoatmeal.com/comics/making_things …

Show of hands. RT this if you think 4 OF A KIND will hit the goal...somehow. http://t.co/dxa3hPd6

If @strikedebt works, it could be our Tyler Durden, minus the explosions. So amazing. So essential. GIVE.

I posted that Kickstarter data over at @filmcourage, with some extra thoughts and conclusions. http://t.co/GV7HajK1

You can't get more hypocritical than indie filmmakers saying famous people shouldn't be using Kickstarter.

If you didn't see it Friday, my dissection of Seth Godin's mediocre Kickstarter campaign: http://t.co/FQ5H6Elb

If you don't know what @yearwithoutrent is, there's 8 months to go on. You either think it should survive or you don't. http://t.co/7YvgGU1E