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You know what would be cool? An app that paired with random bluetooth headsets and whispered "douchebag" into the wearer's ear.
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ROFLMAO: "Have you ever written a web app with ASP.NET? It’s like roasting a turkey with a belt sander" http://bit.ly/K3vrJ
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Damn, Y! layoffs and Brickhouse closing. Last one out, turn off the lights and send a copy of the CVS repo to @textfiles and/or @waxpancake
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Things that don't worry me: Assholes with bombs on planes. Things that do: The next decade of security theater and useless travel stress.
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My head asplode - Gordon: An open source Flash™ runtime written in pure JavaScript http://bit.ly/4TlGEv
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Did you know that Mozilla has a webdev team? I work there. Did you know our web stuff is open source? Patches welcome! http://bit.ly/5vycQO
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So, I started playing with Second Life a bit again. Managed to set my avatar on fire, and now can't seem to put him out.
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Dear passengers who violently recline seats and push down the aisle to deplane before the seats ahead of you: die in a fire.
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Why is it that every twitter analysis that concludes the service is boring doesn't realize we're not talking to them anyway?
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Fye dregs who weareth blootooth sets upon theyr heds. Do you speeketh to me or demones wither sleepe tween your eares? http://bit.ly/b3ZvUI
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Andrew "bunnie" Huang is my freaking hero. Taking belt sanders to Xboxen and nitric acid to microSD cards. http://bit.ly/aPVK7T
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Shambling hordes of morons mistake Read Write Web, a news blog, for Facebook. I don't even know how this happened. http://bit.ly/8XB31W
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I kind of think one of the biggest losses in Apple winning the podcatcher war with iTunes is that BitTorrent never became defacto standard
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