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E flat. On a related note, D sharp.
But possibly the world's worst eyewitness. RT @samgrittner Helen Keller must have been AMAZING at keeping secrets
I would be a happy man if #dolphinsandshit trended worldwide. Get it donel
Can I get a RT?
@samgrittner "has somebody sewn your asshole closed and kept feeding you?" Method Man Selling Health Insurance
"Shit's about to get real"--Proctologist, Day 1 on the job.
@boobsradley I just chased a sleeve of Double Stuf Oreos with a warm Coors Light, some of which spilled on my sweatpants. #FRIDAYNIGHTIN ?
@wheelingprobs don't do that. Give @samgrittner his credit, at least.
@samgrittner I'm an 8 Days of the New kinda guy, myself.
@crylenol it was.
@samgrittner ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT LOX YES ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT LOX AND ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT LOX
@samgrittner that tweet was Nutra-Sweet.
@samgrittner beats being in the gutter.*sigh*
@samgrittner "Gordon's Globes" will be a smash-hit dramedy on CBS, about a history teacher who cares too much, starting next fall.
“@realdonaldtrump: The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.”Just like 2000, right?
Or some Louboutins? RT @samgrittner Can I get a coupon from Groupon for Grey Peupon for the croutons on my futon?
@thatjenngraves do you bump into the male lead, only to have him say "Who's walking who?", at which point a BoDeans song plays?
I think they mis-read this tweet. RT @sportspickle The Steelers should quick trade for Tracy Porter to get the pick-six they need here.
Iron Sheik? RT @samgrittner Doll the hurt me where the show you said here drink this whiskey fuck belt pork chop?
Former Stage Manager for the Rock-A-Fire Explosion.
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