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men love sandwiches, so from now ill refer to my vagina as"a sandwich" whenever we have sex u can eat a sandwich before&or after we fuck
Vagina welcome center. Hmmm I wonder how that works can we stop there? Oh Virginia well nevermind then.
eating cheetos. masturbating. no hand soap.
All these loud mouthed uppity cunts stuck outside of department stores for hours, and not one goddamned driveby. America gone soft
i put a neck pillow in the backside of my jeans to show everyone that not only black women are filthy liars...for MLK day.
tried to come up with a good joke for 9/11. they were all bombs though. #neverforget