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Today I saw a lady in clown makeup complaining to somebody who wouldn't give her the car keys. She said, "It's not funny!" But it so was.
To a coder: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
Coder comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
Alternative: A coder is sent to store w/ instructions "get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs" The coder never came back.
“There’s no athletes on the field for Alabama. They got all fat guys, no athletes.” —CBS
Boy oh boy was today great.
Former middle school teacher, current @flatironschool student, Ruby developer, and part-time improviser. http://github.com/loganhasson