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Today I saw a lady in clown makeup complaining to somebody who wouldn't give her the car keys. She said, "It's not funny!" But it so was.
Can it please be spring break already?
Not yet 6:30am, and io just got shat upon by a pigeon. Today’s gonna be just swell.
Today I saw a girl stick her hand under her shirt, rub her armpit, smell her fingers, and give herself a self-approving nod. That’s ballsy.
Am I too old to build a 1159-piece X Wing Lego?
Just got off the subway in manhattan. Good life decisions?
Well that's cool...somebody just tried to go on a Forever 21 shopping spree with my credit card...
My name is Logan. I like to wear old man sweaters. Oh, and I teach 6th grade English in the Bronx. So, I guess there's that...