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My friends and I made a joke about making a fake skateboarding doc a few weeks ago and now I guess this happened: http://vimeo.com/67101391
(90’s rap beat)
Now here’s a tip for all the fellas/
Chicks dig guys that hate themselves
(Needle scratch)
*Wink*
There’s nothing quite as entertaining as watching a furious shusher be completely ignored by a group of inordinately loud people.
There has got to be a better set of adjectives @ Publix http://instagr.am/p/IQV4R/
Just saw a girl wearing a “Keep Calm and *symbol of a mustache* On” and now my whole day is ruined.
@shanecyr Someone at AT&T is reading this, taking the cigar out of their mouth, and cackling with horrifying delight.
“Remember back in 2013 when people dressed up like fictional characters from the 1920’s? That was great.”
My MacBook Pro is now a little over 2 years old, which means I have plenty of free time to read books whenever Chrome or iTunes launch.
If the final exam of this 2 hour lecture course was about the mannerisms and internet browsing preferences of my classmates, I would ace it.
#tweetyour16yearoldself I’m so happy you never got a tattoo because you are literally the worst.
The fastest reflexes I’ll ever have come to me not in a fight or crisis scenario, but when I almost drop my phone whilst on the toilet.
Nighttime tip: grab a handful of Girl Scout cookies on your way to the bed because you earned it after your hard day of eating all day.
Only a few more months til 21! Only a few more decades til the cold grip of death!
The best part about constantly eating is that I’m never hungry because I’m always so full of shame.
That's not funny.
