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hey. hey you! you wanna feel old? no? well fuck you, i'm going to do it anyway:
FRANCES BEAN COBAIN TURNED 19 TODAY
yeah! great idea to bring the see-thru rope bag when i'm buying 8 pounds of pads and a box of beaver wax strips. gold fucking star for me.
Barrista@ the coffee shop said I looked incredibly sad today. He made me a really amazing drink and split part of his muffin with me. #nice
@fatfempinup I've asked men how they'd feel about their mom being hooted at..makes them think about how it feels when it's someone they love
you know how shitty i feel? i would actually accept a hug from someone i don't want to have sex with. IT'S THAT FUCKING SERIOUS.
@brenteverett only way I can tolerate these Jersey dbags is to think about you making them deep throat you cock to the back of their skull!
Thank the gods .@brenteverett is around to distract me from homophobe relatives with throbbing cock shots. Even lesbians can appreciate THAT
Thank fuck I don't get trick or treaters... All I have is gin & weed. And the kids sure as shit aren't getting into my stash.
Earplugs in. #BassDrive on. I'm a captain of industry but no one knows what I'm listening to. Only that it makes my head bob up & down. #yes
answer me this: is there ANYTHING better than coming home after a night of debauchery to find pasta leftovers? #nothingbutfreemoney
http://i.imgur.com/b3XfFcZ.jpg @denatee this is your dream shit shack! Jesus take the wheel! (cc: @jennykaynorwood )
@fatfempinup and for younger guy friends I tell them that catcalls bring up so much fear of physical harm... it's not just a joke.
Listening to Van Halen & White Zombie. I'm sorry, everyone. I can't stop it when the urge to be trash hits me.
Whenever I see a commercial w/a kid doing a cutsie naughty thing, all I can think of that in real life the mothers would have slapped them
new concept: email people instead of using fucking FB messages... that way I don't have to see every insipid reply to a dumb message. THANKS
wine, comic books, cartoons, blunts, italian soda and cowboy movies
