Therapy helps, but screaming profanities is cheaper.

Jeremy and Tyler scene, Oh if this was True Blood, ORGIES All AROUND!
But it's not, So, Damon you're looking quite Fine today.

Fuck this, I'm shipping Elijah and Elena. #VampireDiaries

If you think God doesn't have a sense of humor, you need to check your family tree! Boy did he have a party with mine.

Either the thing you hit me with better kill me, Or you better be able to run fast.

Never Trust Little Girls Bearing Lemonade .

Oh NO! Liz We do not kill HOT guys. God dammit, Why don't you characters get it. WE DO NOT KILL HOT GUYS.

Wow twitter Trending topics. Nina Dobrev was under Sirius and Hermione was on top of Snape. I knew my Crackship fanfics were onto something.

‎"I wasn't an alcoholic. I was just a lover of beer and wine and anything else that could get me in a fairly stupid state."

❒Single ❒Taken ✔ In love with fictional characters.

Blaine & Kurt. THEY KISSED!!! Everybody and everything is gay on Glee and NOTHING hurts!

Me? Sarcastic? Of course not! I'm far to dizzy to grasp the subtleties of mockery.

After a long and heated discussion...the toaster and I agreed that I'm not crazy.

When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.

God bless Ian Somerhalder's parents for procreating

“if there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down – or cheeks up.”

Apparently my dog thinks she's the shit, taking over the bed like she owns it. http://yfrog.com/6p6uzj