Challah back! RT @pattonoswalt They see me rollin'. They ccccchhhhhhhatin'... http://t.co/3qAxwETI

@ryanqnorth about 5'5"

@mikelombardo I heard it has a lot of bugs, too.

Outback Steakhouses form a pentagram in SE Phoenix metro area  http://tmblr.co/ZIISHydi-Yz0 

@yourtango don't settle. if you're not completely happy and satisfied, keep looking.

One thing the anthropologists didn't answer in "Sex at Dawn" is why, if monogamy isn't natural, can't women separate sex/love like men?

UGH Kelly Clarkson you are not a "geek" for watching a singing contest. The word has been completely ruined by the mainstream now.

this list is so good "21 Tips to Keep Your Shit Together When You’re Depressed"  http://www.diycouturier.com/post/47249603128/21-tips-to-keep-your-shit-together-when-youre …

All I've had today is Cheetos. #springbreak

@trinandtonic "Wear glasses: Whether you need them or not" *HULKS OUT*

Suddenly those plushie companion cubes Thinkgeek sells aren't so cute anymore..  http://i.imgur.com/um8USdD.jpg 

@polaroid_rage bro-zoned. my apologies

@ryanqnorth I'd RT if this said dongs like I first thought

@bn2b I've thought it was weird how much baby stuff focuses on recognizing animals! Like that comes up in daily life!

It's nice to find another human who shares my affinity for elf culture.

@polaroid_rage dudes text you?!?

Too bad I'm so unappreciated and my many good girlfriend skills go to waste!

I just backed To Be Or Not To Be: That Is The Adventure on @kickstarter  http://kck.st/Tfsi7z  um of course I will buy anything by @ryanqnorth

"The 'Fake Geek Girl' has got to go"  http://tmblr.co/ZIISHyXKPs28  Hear, hear!

@yourtango alas, no. even promise of a Hogwarts schoolgirl uniform couldn't tempt a wizard to show me magic with his wand.