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some old dude at the pool complimented my beard and said I was a "young santa claus"
I could have kissed him
I think we can all agree, airport beer is the best beer!
SOMETIMES WE GET SAD AND THAT'S PERFECTLY OKAY.
If I ever need to win a fiddle made of gold from the devil I am going to challenge him to a Blazing Saddles based competition.
Only in 2014 could news of a Seth Rogen movie upstage the President normalizing U.S.-Cuba relations
Unrelated to my curry-flavored pea coat, the Wolf of Wall Street is an amazing movie.
Music is giving me many feels.
"That's the ghost of grandma! hi grandma!" vs. "That's the floor boards expanding because the heater turned on", one sure is a lot more fun
I know supernatural stuff doesn't exist. But doesn't logic make life kind-of boring? Sometimes I wish I believed in magic.
couldn’t sleep, coughing, so I took my inhaler to fix it BUT IT’S A STIMULANT AND NOW I CAN’T SLEEP UNTIL IT wears off and I start coughing
Put the lotion in the basket. So many references making sense.
Gamers aren't dead anymore than geeks are. But everyone is a geek now, not just white dudes. That's the point, you absolute turds.
The end is near--
“And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent called December, and Cowboys ascended to 1st place.”
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