http://i.imgur.com/H9Cyb.gif  (via @jonathan_ross)

So proud of @kpaxx  http://instagr.am/p/UJy7K8gUsv/  #MAGFest

you should get ghost trick because MISSILE THE POMERANIAN

@robotbebop YOU'LL NEVER FEEL HAPPY

'TILL YOU TRY

TOO MANY RT @_cataract: I've now come to associate MAGFest with drinking wine out of the bottle with @lolshin. How many more days?

…Still can't believe that one of the most *beautifully* designed iPhone apps I have is my BANK'S! @simplify's website is equally incredible!

have a feeling tomorrow's going to require extra extra coffee on top of my normal extra coffee #zzzzzzZZZZZzz

ahahahaahaha what is happening  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI0eG8ngnW8&list=PL8D731179E4D60D44 …

Anybody have any tips for like, not dying? #iam12andwatishealthy

SimCity Boss’s “Straight Answers” Seem Pretty Wiggly  http://prsm.tc/P4EALg  via @prismatic

@duckydynamo butt proud

I have pledged my undying loyalty to my todo list. I, for one, welcome our new AI overlord!  http://www.meetCARROT.com 

LET'S SEE WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY  http://lolsh.in/image/412414081E3y …

ONE MORE WEEEEEEK TILL @magfest AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PARTY PARTY JOIN US JOIN US

@kpaxx GUD LUK LOSING ALL YO MICHAEL JACKSON SCARECROWBRAINS, ENDING BLACKSPLOITATION. SINCERELY, MOTOWN PRODUCTIONS/UNIVERSAL PICTURES©1978

 https://www.crashplan.com/bigsale/  EVERYONE GET THIS NOW. UNLIMITED ONLINE BACKUP FOR A YEAR, $2. RIDICULOUS #GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

this is now your wallpaper  http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1783157/20121122192046.jpg …

also, mars

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOoOoOoOOOOoOoooOOooOOoOoOoOOoOOoo sparrow acquired by google

Cee-Lo Green is a better Mace Windu than Samuel L. Jackson