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Not one soul gives one fuck about your little five plans or experiences. Keep them to yourself.
I'm gonna become a hippie striker for my birthday and hopefully I won't die.
My mom FaceTimes me with a slideshow of las mañanitas she found on YouTube on her phone to wish me happy birthday and it's the coolest ever.
People who are "shocked" at the gas station guy drinking his grandson's pee in Nathan For You, show how truly culturally blind America is.
I LOVE Larry King Now and I will not apologize.
The movie is about government corruption, the Catholic church, perverts and the religious confusion of a girl. I had their action figures.
I have a full hour since my next class and I've already decided it's too late to make it.
Why would you name a pig Crispy Bacon?
Bad idea to have a blanket in my study nook. Naps rapidly ensue.
BRANDON! Pizza on us!!!! Your favorite food!!!!!!!!! Come on!!!!!
I think Ice Cream should be called something more honorable like Heaven Freeze.