@gruber @gte Guy owes you a beer from that bet you guys had about whether Canada can properly kern a wordmark on a wall.

Watching The Office finale after not having seen it for three years maybe. When did it get terrible, I mean, just awful? Real crap. Stupid.

@paulandstorm @mrgan Especially no whistling, you glockenspieling handclappers.

@keithcalder Whoa, Keith. Whoa. Incredible.

@mathowie As opposed to a Friday? Friday is movie day. Sunday is TV night. Them’s the new rules of the game.

@siracusa @mrgan @danielpunkass Seems weird to me that I’m a shoe guy considering I have three pair of the $9 Target jobs I wear every day.

@mrgan @aedison “But I thought—” “You’re not paid to think.”

There are interesting things going on at  http://app.net . Here’s your invite code for a free account:  https://join.app.net/from/_sandwich 

@powerllama Yeah. “Sweet Child o’ Mine”.

Those @igloosoftware videos were written by @nebagakid and here’s who else helped make them:  http://sandwichvideo.com/projects/igloo/ 

@ashponders Sure! Who wouldn't?

Look at the silly videos I co-directed with @daveseger for @igloosoftware. It’s the intranet you’ve always wanted.

 http://igloosoftware.com 

So exciting that the awful audio profile for speakerphone of the Forstall era is finally coming to an end. pic.twitter.com/1MwJiVyPWr

Notably, here are some of the people who helped:  http://sandwichvideo.com/projects/mygadgets/ …
@alex_weinstein is nothing short of a musical secret weapon.

I did a video for something eBay is making, for your gadgets. It’s still in beta but they said I could show you.  http://www.ebay.com/own 

@gruber Open yourself to a profound experience, John.

So many Tina Belcher fans, my heart just pooped its pants in a good way.  https://twitter.com/search?q=my%20heart%20just%20pooped%20its%20pants …

@moltz @antichrista @gte You make an interesting point, but on the other hand, everything you say sounds like farts.

@josueblanco About to watch! It’s always a priority.

@siracusa I know—I’m a real Dudley Heinsbergen. “Fascinating.”