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The most popular term for a male erection in Canada is a Zamboner
So I got an invite to the "Grand Re-Opening" of ABC/Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale tonight. I'm pretty excited.
(Also, I'm categorically blocking everyone who thinks it's a Rush reference.)
About to fart.
Puck over the glass as delay of game is the dumbest rule in hockey.
Only 60% of Rob Ford's actions can be explained by crack cocaine
boys r just walking dildos that also double as a pillow
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