@imikebeas I ported it to Atari 2600. ;)

@stevestreza lol, my parents have a cable modem like that, and they turn it off at night. :/

AppleTV update going over 2 hours now. What's up with that?

@stevestreza It’s the evil twin of the old Mac boot icon

@jackholt No, nuclear missiles was "I like apple pie". Oh well, someone, somewhere probably deserved to die anyway.

Code: I like pumpkin pie!

I saw the preview for Star Trek: Into Darkness. I was kind of disappointed it looks like it's mostly on Earth.

I think iMessage is being run by EA servers tonight.

@tapbot_paul They'll be pissed because its not called the iPhone 6

How can you not love Kevin Spacey? #HouseOfCards

@jackholt What's new these days?

The newsman just told me to watch my kids around water. I'm concerned because I never do. Wait, where are they? Kids?!

Watching a node.js demo and the guy is pronouncing Apache as Apoche. He has no discernible accent.

I haven't shaved in about a week. I look like a terrorist in training.

I had a dream last night that I won $175 million from the lottery with a girlfriend. I woke up to find that I’m poor and single.

I don't get how people get up early on a regular basis…I would be dead.

I’m not sure if this is normal or not, but I do _not_ fit in with my family. I love them, but I’m the odd duck out.

Who invented waking up early? It’s really quite absurd.

“I hate short people and Twitter users” — @fifthposition 2012 #notarealquote

@stevestreza An angry face.