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#YouKnowYourInLoveWhen FOR FUCKS SAKE, THIS HASHTAG ISN'T EVEN SPELLED CORRECTLY, YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS
The thing I like about Facebook is that it makes you fuckers sound interesting
Remember all those times I said I hate my life? This time I mean it motherfuckers!
Hey, pornstars! When you tweet with no pic attached, we don't even look at the text
Slept in this morning. Didn't even get time to masturbate/cry before getting out of bed.
Look at me! Don't you fucking look at me!
If he says "theoretically" one more time I'm going to take his kidneys out with a biro
I wish I could shoot lasers out of my weewee hole.
Fuck this place. Fuck everyone in it. Fuck it to Hell.
Ready for a beer now
I like Aliens cuz its all military and shit
I want to punch a penguin in the fucking face
Not enough fuckin red wine in the world for me
Going out for Mexican for lunch. My ring is already shredded to ribbons, it's going to be like a bloody mist by tonight
I don't trust penguins. At all. I mean, look at how they walk. Pricks.
HEY LADIEZ #shittytweetclub
Have to go to work today, gotta put food on the table LOL #shittytweetclub
Creator of complex guitar riffs, 2 humans, nice food and lists of numbers. Complete bellend. Oh, and I really fucking hate my job.