Finally succumbed to Lady Gaga. She wore me down, swear to God.

Social media is not about promoting your org. It's about becoming part of the conversation in the world in which your org works #nptech

Ever read your Twitter feed and marvel at all things people manage to be outraged about before their day even starts?

RT @kciesemier: "I never considered a difference of opinion in politics,... as cause for withdrawing from a friend." -Thomas Jefferson

Accidentally left my phone on during flight. We didn't crash or end up in the wrong city. Does this mean I can cut the tags off my pillows?

You know those motivational posters that say seize the day? I'd love to random, guilt-inducing piece of paper but MY HANDS ARE FULL ALREADY.

"We can't die and you know why? We are so very pretty. Just look at that chiseled jaw!" #firefly

March is not even half way through and we've had snowstorms, 70 degree days and now a thunderstorm. Spring in Wisconsin is never dull.

Fire Your Marketing Director via @campleadership http://t.co/vokv8Nsj

Hwat wdulo hte lrodw kolo lkei fi ouy ocldu otn erda? Noigmeths kile stih. #RTforLiteracy (Each RT=$1 to @roomtoread) http://t.co/P4WE6TV

Seriously? We're supposed to believe that any straight female would pick the Shooter Jennings lookalike over Alcide? Not possible #trueblood

Same could be said for marketing peeps RT @markyphillips: Why journalists don't necessarily make good fundraisers http://bit.ly/n1NCWk

http://su.pr/2CiG8F Repatriating Retro T-Shirts from Africa (for a Good Cause) (@good Stuff) - Sounds kind of like @teecycletim

11:18 pm is probably too early to rule this "insomnia" but as someone who can usually fall asleep in 5 minutes or less, I'm calling it.

52 thoroughbreds need homes. Will slaughter Sat. Man died & son doesn't want. FREE & papered. 440-463-4288/440-463-4288 Barnesville, OH

Clearly, today may not be a higher-level thinking day. At least not until after the first half gallon of coffee.

Some days the only thing to do is put on some country music from the 70s and let the wallow flow.

RT @dbdberglund: How do you manage people who don't work for you? It's all about leadership. http://bit.ly/19zcAW

Mild-mannered plumber sure is making a ruckus. Must be satisfying to get paid to knock giant holes in walls. Some days, I'd do it for free.

You can't nail down a strategy in fast-paced envnmt. Have to be able to jump on opportunities. Use principles as guide instead. #ifconline