"managed anorexia" doesn't exist-anorexia is an illness. if anorexia is being "managed" = the person is getting help to eat normally again

@francisboulle the rioters are donating all funds raised from selling looted goods to the east Africa crisis #riotconspiracy

being scottish is a great excuse for being rude..

cher fuck off, i'm waiting for the day i turn my tv on and your face has melted

i want #BieberHasNoBalls to trend just because it's funny and the beliebers will go mental

Little road trip with my brother for dominos and Les Mis! Supaaaa chill #dayoff

would LOVE that title- "united nations champion of the earth"

The penis forest. http://t.co/9e6e6x35

carol vorderman looks like she's gone from a walk of shame straight onto set.

Andrea McLean on this morning... Who cares?! Shaaaadaaaap woman. sob stories of your life for money

FUCK DA SQA

the wanted on radio1 seriously stfu you make me want to whitey

TWEETERSSSSS! i am selling a seating ticket for kings of leon in manchester on monday 13th december at the MEN arena, £50, please rt?

our government is a fucking fail and to the twats of britain who voted for conservatives, you knew this would happen and you let it happen.

Got the job, bring on winter in the alps! #seasonaire

Maybe I should change my username to @lordofthepopes for this evening.

Mum never told the decorator I was asleep in my room so he just walked in and started painting my door and then I popped up&he shit himself

6 nations ad! aaaaah too excited

#StoryBehindMyScar I tried to ride a unicycle drunk and faceplanted a door frame.

Amy Brett is a legendary donkey