Just high fived @zachbraff and yelled "you're awesome". Because yes, I am THAT cool. http://plixi.com/p/96825837

He's right there! Abu Nazir! Get him! #goldenglobes

I don't need resolutions. I'm already perfect.

Happy new year. I still hate everyone.

OS X 10.9: Ocelot. That would be cool.

Take your mistake to work day.

"I'm going to get Chipotle" - @srggrrr "You do that, you go back to the start" - me #advertisingjokes #harhar

If I stay here, trouble will find me.

Just saw a horse run a red light. Cool.

"The series is tied 1-1, on the verge of being 2-1." No shit? Thanks for the insight.

I wish Boyz 4 Now was a real band. #bobsburgers

Lucille Bluth is my role model  http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/28-ways-to-live-life-like-lucille-bluth … via @buzzfeed

Five minutes into Django and a horse has already gotten shot in the face.

Nothing is worse than a group of girls. Nothing.

@crump well one, art director.

@kdn13 maybe we like the pain.

Finally taking a writing class starting the week of April 8th! So incredibly excited @sackettstreet

Somehow "Lauren Mmm" seems a lot dirtier when it's paired with video posting on vine. Oh well. Follow me!

It's not you, it's her. #awesomebreakuplines

I hate how women are always freezing. Shut up and get a fucking cardigan you asshole.