@unvirtuousabbey From dirty deeds done dirt cheap, deliver us Lord.

Look in the mirror. Favorite yourself.

Pretty sure that I see copious amounts of red wine in my future. Pretty dang sure.

The McDonald drive thru guy is flirting with the girl in the car ahead of me. MOVE! Let's see how she likes getting bumped. *bump*

I imagine pudding factories to have big Willy Wonka style vats full of delicious chocolate pudding. No midgets tho, I don't like those.

Sunday's are better spent with people you love...drinking a coffee, laughing and sharing life.

I have RT @unvirtuousabbey 4 times today. Pray for me.

Had to redo it. Hate typos.

Some people don't know how to play nice on the playground. Those are the ones I leave sitting up high on the seesaw screaming.

I have a coffee date with a 92 year old man who broke his hip and pelvis. Just trying to give him something to live for. Yes, really.

I may be Canadian but I'm not going to put up with your bullshit rudeness. I'll give you a polite roundhouse to the ear if you keep it up.

When will spam learn? I give you a 2 second warning and then a roundhouse kick to the side of the head.

I was the shy kid. I said this from under my covers.

Sad to say farewell to the sweetest 90+ yr old lady ever. Goodbye VV. Your cheery face will be missed

Who let the dog out?!?! No seriously, WHO let the dog out?!? - me screaming to the kids

Wow. My typos today have been awful. Maybe it's all the wine? Perhaps?

A few days after St. Patricks day and I'm still celebrating being Irish. Cause that's what we do.

Anne of Green Gables is a Canadian thing. Just like maple syrup, bacon and Kokanee beer. You just don't mess with it. It's perfect.

@dragonbettie a stiff drink and then curling up in the fetal position and sucking your thumb. Trust me.

@redherringbear I mean really....its just a bear essential.