I'm passive aggressive. I'm just all out of passive.

The boy asks me tonight during snuggle time, "Mom, why do you have things on your legs that stab me?" LMAO

What she said. pic.twitter.com/sotnBdgD

Yep, it's true LOL pic.twitter.com/RijiEdwT

I would just like to say thank you for all the tweets that make me smile and laugh! My humor/sarcasm is not always appreciated in RL 💋💋💋

Sitting here at bar while hubs on stage playin. I have his credit card, opened a tab, and will prob get drunk. Consider this fair warning

Power is not given to you. You have to take it.

2 more followers! Then on to the next mission: To take over world!

My lunch date,glad we share the same taste for food and humor to make this Thurs more delightful💜My muse @2sassymom pic.twitter.com/aXlfmSu3

Me: no, Sam smells and I don't want to go to her house.
The boy: But you smell too and I deal with it.
WTF

......yeah I asked for it.

Looking for a V Day card that says: I would love you more if you didn't act like such a fucking girl!

Let me know where to find one

Me and the boy. Yeah he's cute :) pic.twitter.com/GbDQxmyz

I just sang 4 non blond's What's Up, yeah I rocked it.

Still drinking these Crown and Sprites... Minus the sprite!

Doing what I do best...



being Lou ;)

Hello all new followers! Welcome to my life! There is only one rule: Laugh A Lot!!!

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Happy Thursday! Clearly I'm super excited to be awake and arriving to work! pic.twitter.com/8eq5eQRQlk

Sometimes we need hugs and kisses, and sometimes we just need Lou's sarcasm and humor that somehow says: Everything will be ok. :)

This is for all of those who love and appreciate tits! pic.twitter.com/2u3jiW5HYI

I'm home...alone...with no child....is this a dream? Someone pinch me now.