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I'm passive aggressive. I'm just all out of passive.
The boy asks me tonight during snuggle time, "Mom, why do you have things on your legs that stab me?" LMAO
I would just like to say thank you for all the tweets that make me smile and laugh! My humor/sarcasm is not always appreciated in RL 💋💋💋
Sitting here at bar while hubs on stage playin. I have his credit card, opened a tab, and will prob get drunk. Consider this fair warning
Power is not given to you. You have to take it.
2 more followers! Then on to the next mission: To take over world!
Me: no, Sam smells and I don't want to go to her house.
The boy: But you smell too and I deal with it.
......yeah I asked for it.
Looking for a V Day card that says: I would love you more if you didn't act like such a fucking girl!
Let me know where to find one
I just sang 4 non blond's What's Up, yeah I rocked it.
Still drinking these Crown and Sprites... Minus the sprite!
Doing what I do best...
being Lou ;)
Hello all new followers! Welcome to my life! There is only one rule: Laugh A Lot!!!
Sometimes we need hugs and kisses, and sometimes we just need Lou's sarcasm and humor that somehow says: Everything will be ok. :)
I'm home...alone...with no child....is this a dream? Someone pinch me now.
Full-time Mom, wife, worker, and friend. Sarcasm is my best defense against all emotion. I love to smile and most of all, I love making you smile.