“It’s All Because Of You” could be interpreted as “This Has Nothing To Do With Me”. #eurovision

UKIP voters all round the country are turning to their partners right now and shouting "THIS IS WHY!"

Denise Van Oüten. #eurovision

#eurovision pic.twitter.com/v9zvPtXpMM

I made a video with the beautiful @louisejones_x:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JHhbkNJ6ZI …

@louisejones_x I know. I didn't want to say anything because there should be no judgement on the journey to enlightenment.

18 GIFs with unexpected twist endings. Amazing.  http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/80p8 

if you didn't gather, i'm making shirts cause i need money and don't have a job yet please go buy them  http://www.redbubble.com/people/kittynoise …

Twitter's ability to hate everything popular is fucking ridiculous.

What's this button do?  https://vine.co/v/b0mgBArJKM6 

ThisTWEET... has been ed... ITED... by The Apprentice... proDUC... ers.

In the Greek version of #TheApprentice the winner gets the only job left in Greece.

In case you didn't see this, @technicallyron did my make up and we videoed it...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhJ0yV-EeoQ&feature=youtu.be …

Little girl tries to say 'flamingo'. Doesn't come out quite the way it's meant to....  http://bit.ly/17JdjYG 

The jubilee line is currently experiencing delays between Stanmore and Stratford. Good service on the rest of the line.

Oh sweet there it is nvm

Let's go CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TIL WE SEE THE SUN

I wrote this over a year ago and its still 100% true RT @rookiemag: A love letter to my biggest friend crush.  http://bit.ly/18hJDQH 

okcupid alrightcupid that'senoughcupid

Seems a bit passive aggressive Facebook... pic.twitter.com/ChHcSOTyJM